For those who require access to restricted archives. Senior Analysts receive everything Officers do, plus early access to reports, digital downloads, and higher-clearance documents retrieved from the sub-basement.

Includes priority seating at meetings and permission to speak in technical jargon.

Perks include:

Everything in Officer tier
10% employee discounts at the gift shop (for most items)
Unique Department Title
Physical Department ID badge mailed to you after 3 months of probationary period (we only print badges quarterly)
Occasional mysterious physical mailed item

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