Officers enjoy full access to all articles, premium dispatches, and more comfortable seating in the break room.

Officer status keeps the lights on and the toner stocked. Thank you for your service to the Department.

Perks include:

Unlimited articles
Unique Officer ID number
Access to premium posts
Commenting enabled
Occasional behind-the-scenes memos
5% employee discounts at the gift shop
Early access to gift shop releases

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